A Short King's Story

The Legend Begins

Michael and Malcolm standing back to back

"It was at Bayside Landing, after a night of volleyball at AVA.
Not all things are invented—some are discovered."

Malcolm Flack… had the face of a short guy.

THE SHORT KING 👑

"But this wasn't just a nickname.
It was a calling."

San Diego Police Academy

Malcolm at vball Malcolm as a cop Malcolm flirting
  • Not the most disciplined cadet
  • Definitely the most charming
  • "Community outreach"
  • Achievement Unlocked: Flirt with every girl in the academy

The Moment That Changed Everything

BREAKING

NEWS ALERT

"Toxic Algae Bloom Draws Seals Inland"

LA JOLLA, CA — Seals, confused and intoxicated by toxic algae, have begun wandering inland from La Jolla Cove, causing chaos in local establishments.

DEVELOPING STORY
EXCLUSIVE
POLICE OFFICER TRAPPED IN RESTROOM • WILDLIFE EXPERTS BAFFLED BY SEAL BEHAVIOR • TOXIC ALGAE LEVELS CONTINUE TO RISE •

The Restroom Standoff

Malcolm trapped by seal

Trapped by Seal

Malcolm livestreaming

Livestreaming the Encounter

"No Door Too Small. No Seal Too Big."

20,000 New Followers

The Next Step

Malcolm as a politician
  • From patrol car to policy
  • From public restrooms to public office
  • From viral livestream to County Councilmember

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